How to Keep Birds off Patio Furniture?
I realize that members here like birds, but I imagine, like me, you don't want to have to clean your patio furniture every day before sitting on it.
I have morning doves that sit there all day and make quite a mess. Also a big robin-looking bird (speckled breast, please forgive my ignorance) that is quite bold. Almost makes me afraid to go out on the patio.
I don't have a bird feeder, although two neighbors behind me feed them. I'd appreciate any advice you have.